I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
