I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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