We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
