That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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