so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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