at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
As shirtless as possible
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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