feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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