Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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