just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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