When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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