The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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