Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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