hell yes lets make some ravioli
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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