Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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