why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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