Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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