I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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