We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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