I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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