i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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