your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
you never un-have a 4some
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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