This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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