the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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