He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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