Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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