Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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