Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Your cock deserves a montage
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Randomize
