He disabled his match.com account in front of me
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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