but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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