if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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