yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I'm passing your future prison.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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