Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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