While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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