the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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