There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
