That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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