it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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