Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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