Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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