i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I am mentally ready for anal.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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