Porn is love you can see.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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