I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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