What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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