it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
You were trust falling into bushes
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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