I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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