Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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