Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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