I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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