You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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