oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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