But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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