He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
