if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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