So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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