You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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