even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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